Apr. 19, 2020

HOUSE ARREST IS GETTING TO ME

A NEW CAREER FOR ME?
Face Book showed a guy making an anti viral face shield from a PET bottle.
 
We do not use PET bottles, so I purloined one from the gardener. Coca Cola, along with their many other crimes, crimp the bottles to leave only a small area suitable for the mask. After much trial and error I produced a mask with easy to hand components.
 
 
Friends on Skype were suitably impressed.
“Did you make two?”
“No.”
“For your poor wife.”
“Well, she is likely to murder me anyway. Besides, we are housebound and therefore have no use for it.”
 
Empathy for various famous crazy folk is developing. They should be looked after in a secure place for the protection of others. King George III, Walter Mitty, Trump. Maybe not him.
 
'You could make them for others?'
 
'Yes, but if I charged minimum wage for my time, they would cost $80 each, Besides nothing can justify Coke's PET bottles."