VISITING THE UK
Ivy lured me into Harrogate with promises of a coffee and Yorkshire Fat Rascal, (a calorie intensive cake).
In reality, she wanted to visit Sweaty Betty's, a shop that sells female exercise gear. She was in there for an hour, while I conversed with the pigeons in the square. They made more sense than Trump supporters.
I went in to find her. Sweaty Betty was not in there, so I left.