Gloomy Political Limericks.
A sleazy old woman called Hilary, called in her party’s artillery.
She supports any wars, pleases banks with her laws and should end up in the pillory.
That puffed up candidate Trump, makes himself such a chump.
He spits hate and bile is despicably vile and always falls flat on his rump.
The extremist candidate Cruz, he always gives me the blues.
He’s such a bigot, we should turn off his spigot that horrible man called Cruz.
Its red revolution for Bernie. It’s been far too long a lifes’ journey.
His time has now past. His life will not last.
He'd be the first the president on a gurney.