Feb. 2, 2016

A Spell from the 1%

A witches' Brew- With profuse apologies to Shakespeare and none to those going in the pot.

First witch- Thrice the fat cat hath mewed

Second witch- Thrice and once Cameron's pig whined

Third witch- Harpier cries, 'Tis time, t'is time

First witch- Round about the caldron go;
in the riches' entrails throw.
Murdoch toad, that under cold stone
Days and nights has thirty-one
Sweltered Venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i' the charmed pot.

All- Chorus Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.

Second witch- Fillet of a banker snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of Newt (Gingrich) and toe of Cruz,
Tin ear of Christie, add more booze.

Clinton's lies and Rubios' schlong,
Rand Paul's leg and Huckabee's song,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell broth boil and bubble.

All- Chorus Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

Third witch- Scale of Koch, tooth of Carson
Palin's mummy, evil parson
From the murderer Tony Blair, 
cut a lock of pubic hair.
Root of hemlock digg'd i' the night,
add a gob of Osborne's spite,
Silvered in the moons eclipse, 
Nose of Biden, Kadashian's lips,
Ditch delivered by a drab (I see Nancy Pelosi here.)
Make the gruel thick and slab
Add thereto Putin's claws, Assad's sneers 
and Obama's wars.

All- Chorus Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

Second witch Cool it with Trump's Blood, Then our charm is 
firm and Good.

Health Warning

This a fantasy recipe and useful only for producing politicians getting on your nerves gas. Not to be ingested.