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Apr. 15, 2019

It is always great when someone gets the point.

I once hoped for groupies, but at my age this will do. Still, hope springs eternal.

 
 
April 15, 2019
After reading all these tales of gloom, doom and despair I am depressed on a much higher level than before. I was only a little bit melancholy, but these morose insights brought me to a new height of despondency.

If you, like me, enjoy dark humor where real life scenarios are imaginatively carried to the tippy-top of reality and carried over the edge, then you too will find the above paragraph good news. You will relish the time spent reading them in the same way Gomez Addams consumed Morticia's black-clad arms. Reading these stories doesn't take long and the worst part is when you finish the last and there are no more.

But once you've read the last story, the author provides some insight into his thinking while writing them. This adds a depth to what was just read that I found informative and prolonged the agony in a delightful way.

Not for the faint of heart or overly sensitive. I did not purchase this book, but it was kindly provided by a generous neighbor.
 
 
 
 

 

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Apr. 6, 2019

We decided to make a youtube video to promote Save the Bonsai by Aaron Aalborg.

It was a fun thing to do.

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Apr. 4, 2019

April 4, 2019

My favorite aspect of this rousing, apocalyptical thriller was the real possibility of what could happen when social media runs amok. The "Save the Bonsai" movement was a lark. An idea proposed by a stoned hacker that went viral. People are so easily manipulated and connected to "fake news" that their realities can be utterly distorted. The scenario described in the book is not far-fetched at all. The sardonic humor underlying this part of the story made me chortle and nod a lot. I wonder if the fictional comments quoted were taken from real comment sections?

As with other books I've read by this author, vengeance is an underlying theme. I want to empathize with these characters, but they are so damaged and deranged that they go past the line of what most of us could stomach no matter how hurt and angry we may be. This novel will cause you to reflect on what could be lurking in people's hearts. What causes seemingly normal people to commit heinous crimes of mass murder? They must have been terribly damaged by something. Happy people don't kill crowds of innocents out of the blue, do they?

Another enjoyable aspect is the science behind the ultimate plot line. From computer tech to biology and ecosystems, collective intelligence and the postulation that plants have a type of awareness that could evolve. The social commentary on the human capacity for destructiveness and evil runs throughout the story and has a global outlook with emphasis on Japanese and American cultures.

This is not your usual science-fiction thriller, but satisfies that genre and I highly recommend it. This book was a gift so I'm not a "verified purchaser". I'm reviewing it because I wanted to share with my fellow readers and science fiction fans that this is an engrossing tale and worth your time.
Feb. 21, 2019

Cooking the Rich is the fastest selling of Aaron Aalborg's books.

Here is the latest 5 star review.

February 18, 2019

 

I just finished reading "Cooking the Rich, A Post-Revolutionary Necessity" -- much of which I read aloud to my husband as he was making lemonade. Some sections made me pucker like a sip of pre-sweetened fresh lemonade will do -- and just as refreshing! Some sections made us both burst with spontaneous laughter. This makes good sense in many ways while adding a little spice to your life with some much needed humor to deal with the wealth inequity, corruption and greed we face in this age.

The ingredients of this book: A few pinches of history, a healthy dash of reality, a few pounds of humor, mixed well and seasoned with delightful Monty Python-type wit.

My favorite parts were "The Grace" sections preceding the recipes. As a reformed Christian who was forced to "say Grace" before every meal as a child, these were especially delectable to me. Both my husband and I were force-fed religion growing up, which may be why we enjoyed it so much.

I'm not a cook, but some of the actual recipes might come in handy (using some substitutions, of course) if I ever decided to try my hand at it.

I haven't had so much fun reading a macabre book since "All My Friends Are Dead." Both books were gifted to me (my friends know my tastes), so I'm not a "verified purchaser", but I would highly recommend it to anyone with a wicked sense of humor. Especially if you're feeling nauseated by current affairs, this will sit well on your stomach as you chuckle and chortle your way to the last delicious page.

 

 

 

Apr. 24, 2018

From Qcostarica

Aaron Aalborg is a retired international banker, economist and business advisor now living in Grecia. He wrote this on return from a birding trip to Guatemala last week. He has written a number of thrillers available from Amazon.com

It is eight years since my wife and I flew to Guatemala as tourists from New York. Then, we were shepherded to see the best aspects of Guatemala. After a further visit is a good time to review parallels and differences from our Costa Rican home.

On this trip, we visited rural communities too, with more interaction with the locals. This real Guatemala is more depressing than the façade for tourists. According to the World Bank, income per head is less than half that of Costa Rica’s. Most of the people live in conditions similar or worse than Nicaraguan migrant workers here. Corruption and income inequality are seen as even bigger problems than in Costa Rica.

Published statistics do not accurately record income from the black economy, such as narcotics dealing and money laundering. Despite dodgy data, the lower standard of living of the average Guatemalan is obvious.

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Despite this, Guatemala’s main airport and arterial roads are far superior to those of Costa Rica. Some highways have four lanes in each direction. Most do not narrow to choke points at bridges. Nonetheless, traffic jams are horrific.

Both countries need congestion management. That requires better public mass transport, highway improvements and road pricing. Road pricing means that every car has an electronic device, read from overhead gantries. Cars do not need to stop. Charges are billed according to traffic density. So, driving in the center of cities and in rush hours costs more. This encourages travelling off peak. Illegal driving is easily eliminated. Singapore has demonstrated the effectiveness of such a system for over 30 years.

Driving in both of these Central American countries is always an exciting experience. Buses in Costa Rica are carefully driven, more modern and less crowded.

Being overtaken by swarms of smoke-belching, gaudily painted and dangerously overloaded ‘chicken buses ’in Guatemala is a hair-raising experience. The prospect of poor passengers falling into the carriageway, from their precarious hanging on through an open back door, is just part of it. We debated why they are so named. Our driver claimed they provide transport for all goods, including chickens. Our theory is that the crazy drivers play high speed chicken with other road users.

Currently, Guatemala has over double the land area of Costa Rica. A referendum was in progress during our visit to encourage an a land grab from neighboring Belize. It would be around half of Belize. The idea is to go to the international courts on the basis of pre-independence Spanish territories. The motivation is on-shore and maritime oil and mineral rights. The People of Belize might have different views. Costa Rica’s border disputes with Nicaragua seem relevant.

Government and international statistics are questionable, especially in developing countries. Guatemala City officially has over 2.3million people and our San Jose only a third of a million. These numbers take no account of unrecorded, poor migrants, nor the urban sprawl beyond the cities’ boundaries. Guatemala City is big, pleasant in the center and nasty for those in corrugated iron hovels, clinging to precipitous surrounding mountainsides. Much of central San Jose is less attractive.

Most of us in Costa Rica benefit from a safe water supply, which we take for granted. Drinking water in Guatemala is dangerous. The well-off buy it bottled or filter their water. Most of the poor play Russian roulette with their health.

Which brings us to the big racial divide. According to the CIA World Fact Book, Guatemala has 41% Mestizos, 41% indigenous peoples and most of the rest are classified as, ‘white’. Due to the ethnic cleansing by the US backed government during the civil war of 1960 to 1996, the indigenous population went down from over 50%. The irony of referring to dubious CIA data, when they played an important supporting role in this, should be noted.

The indigenous people make up most of the poor. They have Mayan features, darker skins, smaller stature and speak a variety of local languages. Languages often differ just across Lake Tikal or in the next valley.

Times change. A guide related that his grandfather spoke no Spanish but three local languages. His father spoke a little Spanish. He Speaks Spanish, English and the local dialects.

His children understand little of the old tongues.

The CIA reports that 54% of the total population was living in poverty in 2009. We visitors towered above them. But they are tough, carrying enormous loads of wood bundles down from the lower mountain slopes for fuel.

In nature, the tops of high mountains are bare and trees dominate the lower elevations. In Guatemala the opposite is true. The government prohibits cutting wood higher up.

There are less tropical trees on the slopes and more conifers than in Costa Rica. This is due to a more northerly and elevated terrain. Cacti are scarce. Nights are chilly.

The benefits of Costa Rica’s 50 years of peace and not having an army are manifest when visiting Guatemala. Locals told us that during the vicious civil war of 1960 to 1996, people moved for survival. Those who could left the country. Many indigenous ran for the hills, to avoid torture, rape and massacre by the militia and armed forces. The government saw reduction of the indigenous population as part of its war aims. Those who felt safer in government-controlled areas fled to the cities. The guerillas roamed the mountains.

The war was everywhere, with government forces defending the cities and seeking to keep the roads open. As is commonly the case in Latin America, the landless and lowly paid wanted reform. The rich, the military leadership and US business interests rather liked the low wages, their minimal taxes, absence of social security and no responsibility for their workers welfare. Add the racial divide and it was a recipe for horror.

When President Carter stopped the US funding and arming of the Guatemalan military, supplies were brought in from Israel. We were told that after the peace accord many of the best weapons likely remain buried.

A farmer remembered these traumatic times. Like many, his farm was in a boundary area, because his finca included mountain and lowland terrain. The army occupied a few of his buildings. Some of his laborers were forced to act as mules, carrying supplies for the rebels in the mountains above.

The air force strafed some of his workers, as they labored in the coffee fields. A neighboring farm was burned and its occupants slaughtered. On another, the manager was murdered.

So how safe is Guatemala today? It was disconcerting to stay in city hotels with gates that need opening from within and are guarded by armed doormen. We were assured that it was safe to walk in the tourist hotel areas of both Guatemala City and other towns. There were cops on the streets, who seemed to stop and check on all motorbikes. With due respect to my biker friends, this should be emulated in Costa Rica.

We climbed halfway up an enormous mountain to be greeted by two black-clad, balaclava men with shotguns. They looked like terrorists or special forces. We were assured that they were also there to protect us, though we would not need it. Mmm. On balance, drug crazed, gun toting bandits in Costa Rica are at least as much a concern.

One advantage Guatemala has over Costa Rica is its enormous flat valleys between the fire spewing volcanos. The soil is rich and perfect for agriculture. This is why the notorious United Fruit dominated the country and encouraged US involvement in its politics for so long.

The main crops are coffee in the hills, bananas and vegetables. Much is exported to the US. Curiously, remittances to families in Guatemala from workers in the US are classed as ‘exports’. They account for an astonishing 2/3 of total official export figures. If the US says jump Guatemala is likely to leap high.

There are around 1.8million tourists visiting Guatemala compared to much smaller Costa Rica’s 2.6 million. Frankly, Guatemala’s exquisite Mayan sites are far more interesting than our mysterious stone spheres and primitive, paltry ruins. Guatemala’s towering volcanic mountains, trembling and noisily belching smoke and ash are disturbing, but spectacular.

Perhaps religious changes in Guatemala are a harbinger of things to come. Costa Rica recently avoided an evangelical Presidency. The number of Evangelicals in Guatemala is already rapidly approaching that of Catholics.

The biggest mega church in the country is run by Cash Luna. His church is more like a rock star’s stadium and holds ten thousand congregants. He says he is in direct communication with god, performs what he claims are miracles and promises wealth to those who give to him. Meanwhile, his church has a private jet and expensive vehicles. He says he is blessed and the evidence of his wealth and lifestyle support that. An excellent BBC investigation into such churches in Guatemala is worth watching, scathing and amusing.

One farmer complained that his poor workers were asked to declare their income and give a tenth to the church. On reflection, this was how Catholicism spread. Tithes were collected, indulgences and other spiritual benefits were sold. History is repeating itself amongst the superstitious. An evangelical government in Guatemala may not be too far off.
We who live in Costa Rica often list its many shortcomings, but Guatemalans are much worse off.

Let us hope that Costa Rica can resolve its difficulties, before our economy crashes under its burden of public debt, corruption, inept and expensive bureaucracy, inefficient public services, poor infrastructure and overvalued currency. But at least it is better than Guatemala.

Pura Vida!